Are you ready to become a millionaire in the next 12 months?
Pffft.
Spoiler alert:
Overnight success stories are about as real as a leprechaun smokin’ a joint at the end of a double rainbow.
So like my Uncle G says:
“Stop looking for get-rich-quick. Look for get rich FOR SURE.”
Or check out what he said to my biz partner on a recent livestream:
Now listen.
I’ll shoot straight.
Our coaching program is definitely NOT for most people.
Because most people are looking for fast, easy, and weekends off.
So if you’re still hoping to make a milli with little to no effort…
Go buy another lottery ticket.
But if you’re ready to build a sustainable online business and work yo’ ass off…
Then keep scrollin’ down this page, like Candi down a stripper pole.
Now, just so you know that we’re real…
Below are some pics from our recent meetups in 2019.
First we did LA:
Then Dallas:
Next up, Miami:
And finally, NYC:
If you’re super-bored, see if you can spot the bald, tattooed d-bag (sometimes wearing a hat) in every pic above — that’s me.
Regardless:
I’m simply showing you these photos cuz I know you’re skeptical AF right now.
Right?
Like:
You wanna know we’re real.
That we’re legit.
And if this sh*t still works, RIGHT NOW.
Well:
Want more proof? Sign up below for all you can eat:
In case you couldn’t tell by now…
Our coaching program is the real f*cking deal.
Meaning it’s a lotta hard work and ain’t gonna happen overnight.
It’s not another MLM or network marketing scheme, though.
Not about selling products on Amazon, eBay, or Shopify.
Doesn’t involve affiliate marketing, Facebook ads, or Instagram.
And has nothing to do with stocks, forex, or Bitcoin.
But thanks to the internet, it IS an online business that’s here to stay.
Might even be your best shot at finally living the “laptop lifestyle” instead of endlessly chasin’ the corporate cheese.
Or not. Decide for yourself.
But if you believe in building long-term passive income, being your own boss, and achieving financial freedom…
We can teach you a simple online business model that actually works for the average person with little to no experience.
Don’t get it twisted though: simple doesn’t mean easy.
Building a REAL business never is.
But that’s what it takes to have a business that you can feel proud of, not embarrassed by.
No recruiting, no selling worthless products, no bullsh*t.
Don’t believe me?
Don’t blame you.
But before you scream “SCAM!” and scram, do yourself a favor.
Put down the Hatorade for a second and watch my partner Dan ‘splain what we’re up to:
Not flashy enough for ya? Want more pics of Lambos and fake stacks of cash?
You’re in the wrong neighborhood, Pal.
But if you’re still interested, clicky here and I’ll send you a link to a 30-minute webinar where I spill the details.
Don’t have that kinda time or still think this is a total scam?
No worries.
Go back to watching Netflix and keep wondering why your life sucks.
Or if you’re curious…
Feel free to check out what almost 5,000 of us are quietly doing from home.
It’s nucking futs.
Lots of testimonials & case study videos — minimum hype.
And yes — gasp! — ours is a PAID coaching program for those who want it.
Cuz we’re entrepreneurs and wanna make a sh*tload of money, that’s why.
But don’t bother if you’re a hater, whiner, victim, deadbeat, or money chaser.
